You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Im part way to drunk.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Randomize
