dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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