i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
that's an acceptable place to lick
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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