Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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