After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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