i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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