ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
someone owes me an orgasm
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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