This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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