I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
