Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
she pinky promised me she was 18
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Randomize