i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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