And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
3 2 1 whiskey
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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