North Korea, Best Korea!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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