Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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