batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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