u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
