I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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