Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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