oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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