I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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