Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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