Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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