I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
