dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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