I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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