So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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