nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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