He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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