He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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