Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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