he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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