Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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