Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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