pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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