all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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