Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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