I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize