Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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