just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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