so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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