She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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