My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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