When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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