But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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