I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Help. Why am I so naked?
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