barbara walters just said penis...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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