i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
do nipples grow back?
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