if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Come share oat with me in your robe
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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