do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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