I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
