he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I've blown a few things in my day
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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