chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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