You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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