As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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